Friends-Christmas song

I went to the store sat on Santa's lap.

I asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said all you need is to write them a song,
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.
So don't sing along.

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah,
I saw Santa Claus, he said “Hello” to Ross.
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy.
And Rachel and chandler…(mumbles)…handler!!